David has been writing for pleasure and pain for a long time.

Books

How to Ruin a Birthday Party with a Severed Foot

One birthday party. Six kids. Eight books of classic, Gothic literature. One severed foot. Mix it all up and you end up with some seriously Gothic hijinx! Order your copy today! (Severed foot not included).

David Neilsen’s Compendium of Chaos

David Neilsen’s Compendium of Chaos is a collection of 15 twisted tales of terror that will haunt you for years to come. These dark, horrific, adult horror stories are perfect for anyone who wants a shiver down their spine. Bring them home today!

The Kettlebaum Kids and the Adventure Beyond the Doors

The Kettlebaum Kids and the Adventure Beyond the Doors is an exciting science-fiction tale of mystery, adventure, and imagination. Grab yourself a copy and make the world a better place.

 

Dr. Fell and the Playground of Doom

Dr. Fell and the Playground of Doom is the gloriously creepy tale of the nefarious Dr. Fell and his diabolical scheme to ruin the lives of children everywhere.  Order it today and make a unicorn happy.

 

Legends of Sleepy Hollow

Legends of Sleepy Hollow brings you 11 original tales of terror centered on that dreamy little village. This little book of eerie fun is curated, edited and published by me, and available on Amazon and in various shops around the Hudson Valley.

 

The Inappropriate Adventures of Horace Whitley

The Inappropriate Adventures of Horace Whitley is a collection of wildly zany tales surrounding a well-to-do man who consistently finds himself in some of the most Lovecraftian adventures. Available on Amazon and at my events!

 

Lillian Lovecraft and the Harmless Horrors

Lillian Lovecraft and the Harmless Horrors is a joyously insane tale of one girl, one very cute, invisible, seven-eyed monster named Frank, and the giant eyeball determined to devour the world. Get your copy today!

Educational Publishing

I have written Middle Grade and Elementary-aged books for a number of educational publishers, including Heinemann’s Fountus and Pinnell program, Gibbs Smith, Little Fox, and Scholastic. I’ve also done textbook work for Sadlier in the Middle School grades. Got a project? I’m your guy! Contact me today!

Check out some of my writing samples!